The current issue of FHM includes my piece on 12 things that winter makes you do. #1 being...
Balloon in weight
You hit a certain point – usually early October – when putting the heating up and wearing an extra jumper just aren’t enough to keep out the chills. And your body tells you that what’s really going to warm you up is a massive beergut and a wobbling pair of mantits. Cue long periods of steady eating, with short recovery periods – a kind of ‘Inverted Ramadan’ – with heavy abuse of boxes of donuts, last night’s Chinese takeaway, whole pots of Doritos sauce and an entire roast chicken, which has been knocked down to 10p just before Tesco Express closes.
