New FHM...

December's FHM is on shelves now, featuring cover star Joanne 'Gavin & Stacey' Page, a splendid piece by Josh Woodfin going out of his mind on Salvia and Grub Smith's account of attending an autopsy. Less gruesomely, it also features my round up of life's Great Unintentional Comedians. Including Match of The Day's Mark Lawrenson:

"The possibility of him announcing that he is, in fact, a depressed middle aged lesbian increases with every season…"