New FHM...

December's FHM is on shelves now, featuring cover star Joanne 'Gavin & Stacey' Page, a splendid piece by Josh Woodfin going out of his mind on Salvia and Grub Smith's account of attending an autopsy. Less gruesomely, it also features my round up of life's Great Unintentional Comedians. Including Match of The Day's Mark Lawrenson:

"The possibility of him announcing that he is, in fact, a depressed middle aged lesbian increases with every season…"

The Hard Sell in The Guardian Guide

I step up to page 3 of today's Guardian Guide to take charge of their regular Hard Sell column. This week it's the latest Febreze monsrosity which gets a going over. The company seems to have a track record of particularly ghastly, poorly-dubbed, trans-national advertising. And it's not getting any better.

You can read the full piece here.

Viz takes over the Guardian Guide

My story on the 30th anniversary of Viz is on the front of today's Guardian Guide. They've also commissioned some exclusive new Guardian-based Viz strips. You can read the entire thing here.